Congrats! You didn’t choose the overwhelmed life—the overwhelmed life chose you. Now you’ve got the official VIP Member tee to prove it. Perfect for those who can hear WiFi, get personally attacked by fluorescent lights, and need a minute after socializing.
Product Features:
🔹 Soft Fabric: Because itchy? Absolutely not. 🔹 Chaotic Design: Like your brain at 3 AM. 🔹 Unisex Fit: For overthinkers of all kinds.
Wear it with pride. And maybe some noise-canceling headphones
Care Instructions:
Machine wash cold (max 30C/90F)—you know, for your emotional temperature
Non-chlorine bleach as needed (only if you’re really feeling it)
Tumble dry low or air dry like you’re still processing your thoughts
